Freelance Survival Kit

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People always ask me:
"Dave, what do I need to become a successful freelance designer, art curator and consultant?"
So I decided I'd give back by putting together this "Freelance Survival Kit".

Here's a list of essentials you'll need:

1. Banana
2. Wallet
3. Cool Sunglasses
4. Scissors
5. Metro Card
6. Watch
7. Bow tie
8. Hand gun
9. Cigarettes
10. Laptop

That's it. GOOD LUCK!